Concerned at his lack of work in his chosen field (which is acting, just incase any of you have forgotten), Orlando Bloom puts in some practice in a new line of employment as a….
Dearest friends, I must offer you all a heartfelt apology for my lack of posts over the last few months.
I’m suffering the most awful case of near terminal boredom with the Randy and Landy show. I just cannot muster the energy required for a proper snark. And my care factor for Mr and Mrs Phail is at an all time low.
I don’t know if I’ll return in any capacity any time soon. Of course I’ll be sure to let you know if I miraculously return to form.
In the meantime, I’m sincerely sorry.
Imagine this if you will.
Joders is walking down the street, minding her own beeswax, enjoying the fresh air when suddenly she hears a familiar voice.
Stunned, Joders manages to pull out her trusty digital camera and surreptitiously begins taking photos, hoping that she will look like a tourist, hoping that she will not have her camera confiscated. The photos are too good to be true. They are all the proof that Joders needs. And she wants to share them with you. So that you too can see the proof with your very own eyes.
Joders: Phew, that was close! Thank goodness Miranduuhhhh didn’t get my camera. Now we’ve got the proof we were looking for. The dingHo is online all the time, googling herself, visiting our blogs and messageboards, pretending to be other people and leaving comments in support of herself. And Maefraine is on her payroll!
After reacquainting myself with the Meet the Parents series of photos with Randy and Landy, I decided that one of the photos reminded me very much of one of my most favourite Gary Larson cartoons.
So today I decided to compare the two.
First we have Gary Larson:
Then we have Meet the Parents with Randy and Landy:
Oh my God! That’s amazing!
Next thing you know, we’ll find out Moronduuhhh went to Midvale School for the Gifted 😛
Sources: Gary Larson Farside, OLove
A few days ago Prince William and Kate Middleton made their first Official appearance together after having announced their engagement last year. They look very happy together and I think Kate is doing a great job of carrying out her Royal duties.
This first official appearance got me thinking about another first official appearance of another very much in love and well suited young couple. It took place in April 2008 in Sydney. I’m sure you all know who I’m talking about. They’re just as famous as William and Kate you know. Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahaaaaa!
And their first official appearance is even more important because it was the first time Landy met Randy’s daddy. Awwwwww!
Now, at first sight, these two photos of official first appearances don’t really seem to have too much in common.
However, there is one HUGE and glaringly obvious similarity and no, it isn’t that both couples are madly in love. I mean, one of the couples is involved in a rather large set up romance, also known as a showmance or a fauxmance. I’ll give you a hint. It’s not William and Kate. The Royal Family learned the hard way that it’s not very smart to arrange “romances”.
So this similarity. “What is it?” I hear you all ask. It’s so simple and so obvious. Gah! I can’t keep it from you any longer!
The paparazzi was INVITED along for both appearances!
See, I told you it was obvious 😀
Source: express.co.uk and OLove